Positivity 101

Many people know me for having a positive outlook on life. Yes, I do. And over the years I have worked hard to keep it. Positivity is my superpower and I’m pretty proud of it.

Today, I will share with you my secrets..

1. Don’t be a complete dick...

If you have something negative to say about someone, ALWAYS follow it with something positive. Think of what it might be like to be in their shoes and try to understand their actions. If that’s not possible. Then just don’t talk shit. It’s that easy.

2. Realize that being negative is exhausting and boring...

Like any normal human being, I have my negative moments. I get depressed, angry, and downright bitchy at times. But being like that takes way too much energy and it’s fucking boring. I hate sitting on the couch for too long in a shitty mood. It sucks. Getting up and doing something is way more fun. Even if it’s chores- just make a game out of it. Or do chores drunk. I’m sure that’s interesting. Unless it’s laundry. That‘s the worst and most uninteresting activity of them all.

3. Be a selfish asshole...

I have the ability to stay positive because doing so makes ME feel good. While I love the people in my life, I don‘t give a flying fart if my positivity annoys them. If it does then they’re probably not worth MY time.

I feel like MY life is exponentially better when I put in the work to stay positive. Really, it’s all about me. I could care less about what you people think.

So there ya have it. The secrets to what I have worked hard for. Use them as you wish.